New squeaky clean first amendment.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, (except for Greece, New York,) or prohibiting the free exercise thereof (except for Muslims); or abridging the freedom of speech, (except reporters who refuse to reveal who supplied them with unauthorized leaks.) or of the press; (except if they have been supplied with unauthorized leaks.) or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. (Except the 99percent protestors who refused to go home when ordered to by the government and SWAT rumbled in) So sayeth the new First Amendment.